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5 Potential Problems Churches Might Face

A Hi-LARRY-ity post.

All churches face problems and issues.  If you have been in church for five minutes, you know that.  Here are some potential problems that churches could face.

  1. Folks show up on Super Bowl Sunday for the soup
  2. Kids break through the worship leaders earpiece causing him to be a half a beat slow on every song
  3. Judging by the car the pastor drives, the church isn’t keeping him hungry enough.
  4. Fluctuations in the heat and air cause some to question the salvation of certain members of the church.
  5. The janitor has more doctrinal issues than urinal ones.

What are some other problems a church might face?

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  1. September 6, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    Every time a member shifts his weight in a pew, it sounds like he’s passing gas.

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